hello from dirtbag transmissions

(not an actual sentient newsletter)

you have wandered into the staging grounds of <<dirtbag transmissions>> by me, Christopher Sebela, a 4-time Eisner-losing comics writer and disintegrating human being.

this is the text you see if i haven’t actually started sending these nightmares out to unsuspecting people, so welcome to the ground floor of a series of emails you will likely sigh about seeing when you’re waiting on a reply to something important.

i guess now would be the ideal time to sign up to my newsletter so you won’t miss the thrilling first issue of whatever this turns out to be and find yourself lost for the entire rest of the season and shunned by your peer group and local teens.